Learning From the So-Called Master?

Teea. says:

But you should SO give lessons on your man wrangling tips!

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha, like what?

Teea. says:

I don't know. That's why YOU need to give the lessons

Burning Schoolhouse says:

Hair tossing 101

Teea. says:

I've been doing that lately.. but just because it's too long

Teea. says:

Hmm

Teea. says:

begginer to advanced giggling lessons?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

perhaps

Teea. says:

Hmm... maybe you could come up with a mathamatic formula to balance cleavage and sluttiness?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I am not so good at the maths, instead, 'acting like a ditz 100'

Teea. says:

Like... a sinosodal graph or something... the median line being maximum guy wrangling...

Teea. says:

Hmm...I think so

Teea. says:

I'd SO pay for lessons. You could teach a history lessons on bombshells throughout the ages... maybe an english lesson on steamy romance novels and self help sex books. Start a school, your flirtiness knows no bounds

Burning Schoolhouse says:

it's an intriguing possiblity

Burning Schoolhouse says:

but what would I call it?

Teea. says:

U.R. C.U.T.E.

University specializing in Rectifying Courtship Untruths and Temptation Errors.

Teea. says:

Yaaay! I wiin

Teea. says:

oor

Teea. says:

F.L.I.R.T

Faculty of Learing how to be in Interesing in Relation to Toms, dicks, and harrys.

Teea. says:

Buut that second one came off a little dirty and slightly nonsensical

Teea. says:

Got any others?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha ha ha

Burning Schoolhouse says:

No! FLIRT wins the internet!

Teea. says:

With all it's nonsensical vaguely dirty glory?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

yes!

Burning Schoolhouse says:

BTW you are totally posting this on scoundrelly

Teea. says:

I dread hearing that line...

Teea. says:

It's like the part of every single slasher movie, where the girl runs out of the forest and into a little house and traps herself, even if the killer walking reaaally slowly and would never catch up to her, and then she gets hacked to bits/ finds out a secret about the killer and then gets hacked to bits... and you're always expecting it but you hope, just once it doesn't happen....

I suppose I couldn't lurk forever...

It is my turn:

Pea Says: Yay, My opinion counts
Ditz says: I heart you
Yay, I am HEARTED, /hearts back
awwwww
I am the master of cuteness
indoubitaly
Woot
Hmm
I guess that would make you the master of sarcasm
har de har
Tee hee
I am totally Chancellor of sarcasm
And the Duchess of smarm
Perhaps the First Lady of Sass
ooooo.... now that is a good title
I knoow
May I also be the Baroness of ummmm...
damn.... Baroness of what???.......hmmmmm
Baroness of...
err
Baroness of?
No, That is Isabell
ha ha ha
touche
Dutchess of Flamboyancy
ooooo
the Lady of Loud
what titles would our other friends have
?Natasha would be.... hmmm.... the President of Shamelessness
No...
Earl of telling it like it is
what's the female varient of Earl?
err
earl and...
Lord/Lady... Baron/Baroness.... Earl and...
Duchess?
you still need to post on Scoundrelly
Post thiiis
you!
I know... I must retrieve my notebook
you must post this
But it is rather lame...
seriously... my net connection is sketchy it won't go though
Okay
I'll do it
*phft* and my first post wasn't lame?
The... title was nice
ha
Duke - Duchess, Marquess - Marchioness, Earl - Countess (I thought it would have been count...)Viscount - Viscountess, Baron - Baroness.
loverly
then it's Duke and Duchess
oh wait...
ha
I see it at the top now
duh
I must insist in being the Countess of something
Countess of Fancy Hats perhaps
Hmm
ha
I have equally fancy hats
hmmmm...
Countess of ..... Garbage...... god my room is a mess
Countess of Messiness
Noo
Countess of Trendsetting
Trendsetting?
Countess of Fashion Mag Collecting more like
You have so many nifty clothes, you are totally a trendsetter
Ahaha
Countess of Cleavage
ha
and also the Duchess of Obsession
Duchess of Obliviousness
today's features being the 50's, Deathcab for Cutie, Gossipgirl, Indie style and Josh Ritter
ooooooers
What magazine is this?
Countess of Cleavage has an excellent ring to it
Tee hee
Gossipgirl?
You are a sex object
rawr
obviously
Ooh, I've got it
Countess of Pizzaz
ahhh.... don't have the same ring
You and your illiteration
it's 'alliteration' for you information
el oh el
Damnit.

What have we learned from this all? That there are many ways to laugh at inappropriate times on MSN withough resorting to LOL... or perhaps if you were computering in the year 2000 or earlier, ROTFL. We have also learned that laughing at inappropriate moments has become an epidemic. Pretty soon we're going to be laughing at funerals and interventions. I blame the media.

Sneak-ery Fills Me With Glee

Tommorrow is opening night for ABJ's production of 'I Never Saw Another Butterfly'. Teea is in it so obviously I agreed to attend despite my deep-seated dislike for my ex/her current Drama teacher. Since I was working Teea had to buy a ticket for me, today she sent me a txt message that read, 'Your ticket is taped to the inside of locker *** (skid row) and the combination is **-**-**' so today during an MSN conversation....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
And you got my text, dear?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
indeed
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it made me feel like a spy
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am saving it

and at the end of the convo....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Night love See you tommorow
Burning Schoolhouse says:
goodnight sugarfluff
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
And remember, your ticket is in my looocker and you have the com and everything
Burning Schoolhouse says:
yep
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am a spy
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Should you have a problem text me
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am such a sneaky spy you don't even understand
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Yes I know
Burning Schoolhouse says:
sneaky sneaky...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
you'll see one day
Burning Schoolhouse says:
one day very very soon
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Just do not refuse to diffuse the bomb first
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Oh and the ticket self destructs at exactly 7 01
Burning Schoolhouse says:
got it
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am a sneaky sneaky spy
Burning Schoolhouse says:
you'll see
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Not if you are sneaky I will not
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha. true dat
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
sneak
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It sounds like you need as much sleep as I do
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Good niiiight
Burning Schoolhouse says:
nite nite

It make me laugh because me and Amy already broke into her locker after she left school today and took the ticket....

ha.

Apparently I have a singular talent.....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
So has ***** attacked himself to your posterier again yet?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
close but not just yet
Burning Schoolhouse says:
attacked himself?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I wish
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
err
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
attached
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It's late
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
You want him to attack himself... while going towards your posterior?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it would be funny to watch
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
But what would he do once he reached your posterier? It may be way worse that attaching himself... although that carries pretty horrible connotations
Burning Schoolhouse says:
My rump has a forcefeild. Any male who dare disturb it's radius is befallen by a horrible fate
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it's a curse really
Burning Schoolhouse says:
curse for them anyways...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
Sometimes I think I'm funny
**Teea logs off.... then comes back a minute later**
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
BLAAAG
Burning Schoolhouse says:
so I am not funny then :(
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I didn't hear you
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Oh goodness
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Did miss kelsey make a fancy fart joke
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I was rambling
Burning Schoolhouse says:
what?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
wow... I didn't mean to make a fart joke
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
But you totally did
Burning Schoolhouse says:
apparently I have a singular talent, unknowingly making fart jokes
Burning Schoolhouse says:
why.... that's excellent!
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Ahahaha
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It is sideshow worthy
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
'See the amazing Kelsey, and watch her consistetly and subconcioucly make polite folks uncomfortable with her subtly rude comments'
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Yeah
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I'm unamusing tonight
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
no I meant something like... if they try to grab my bum..... BANG!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
plague of crickets!
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
...
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
...
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I REFUSE to say it...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
or itchy hives all over the skin on the inside of their knee....
Burning Schoolhouse says:
that would be sooooooo annoying
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
That is probably the worst place for itchy hives
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I should know, I have a mosquito bite there right now
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
So it is on your brain constatly?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am slowly develeoping a twitch
Burning Schoolhouse says:
*scratch scratch scratch*
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Aww
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
How... neurotic

An Asexual Bird Of Prey

So Basically one of the original reasons I wanted to start a blog with Teea was that well, we are both writers of sorts but alot of our writing gets lost in the shuffle so to speak. So we needed some place to show it all off. But as great as that all sounds the bigger reason is that we always have these awesome MSN conversations that should clearly be shared with the world. So in order to start our blog with a bang I am choosing to post this one. I am Burning Schoolhouse, as always, and Teea was 'the best life' that day.....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

He lieeeeeks you

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I think he's just a pretty big flirt in general...

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Maybe not...

Burning Schoolhouse says:

maybe... he also drank quite a bit of scotch

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

In wine there is truth

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Well, find out if he is a gentleman before you swoop in like a bird of prey

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha, yeah, I'll try to hold myself back

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

I know you kelsey, you are in position and staring with your beady little eyes... waiting... watching. Always.

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I don't sleep, I wait

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Like a pink feathered falcon sporting glittery wing tips

Burning Schoolhouse says:

and manicured talons, with neon oraange polish

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

I figured you'd be wearing camp cowboy boot, but I guess you tucked those away in your nest for the season

Burning Schoolhouse says:

clearly, I am stylish but not foolish you know

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Now I'm picturing this huge horrid pink bird snatching unsuspecting hipsters mid flight

Burning Schoolhouse says:

mmmm.... hipsters....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Poor hipsters... they can't even try to run away in those pants

Burning Schoolhouse says:

naw.... tight girl pants would be hard for guys to run in.... no room for the 'boys' to move

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

May as well cut em off for at the good it'll do them. Kelsey is an asexual bird of prey, she'll just chain them to a wall in their underwear.

Burning Schoolhouse says:

tee hee.... chains

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Pink chains?

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Or would that emasculate them?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

pink glitter chains.... and they already emasuclated themselves with the damn girl pants... pink glitter won't kill them

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

It is only socially acceptable for a man to do something horribly girly if all men are doing it

Burning Schoolhouse says:

true

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

They'd be horribly embarassed so hide the razor blades

Burning Schoolhouse says:

indeed

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

And don't let them play their horrible music and tell you why you should enjoy it, cause they don't enjoy it, either

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I shall resisit