The Fly-Killin' Song

Today at work Lyudmyla and myself wrote a song about killing flies that I felt I needed to share with the world. It is sung in a happy, bouncy little tune that, at the moment, I cannot find words to describe....

He-y, Mister Fly!
It is ti-me for you to die.
We- are going to roast you,
and tu-rn you into a stew.

Please feel free to use it at any time you are being a noble fly-hunter and, most importantly, have fun. :)

Sneak-ery Fills Me With Glee

Tommorrow is opening night for ABJ's production of 'I Never Saw Another Butterfly'. Teea is in it so obviously I agreed to attend despite my deep-seated dislike for my ex/her current Drama teacher. Since I was working Teea had to buy a ticket for me, today she sent me a txt message that read, 'Your ticket is taped to the inside of locker *** (skid row) and the combination is **-**-**' so today during an MSN conversation....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
And you got my text, dear?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
indeed
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it made me feel like a spy
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am saving it

and at the end of the convo....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Night love See you tommorow
Burning Schoolhouse says:
goodnight sugarfluff
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
And remember, your ticket is in my looocker and you have the com and everything
Burning Schoolhouse says:
yep
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am a spy
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Should you have a problem text me
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am such a sneaky spy you don't even understand
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Yes I know
Burning Schoolhouse says:
sneaky sneaky...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
you'll see one day
Burning Schoolhouse says:
one day very very soon
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Just do not refuse to diffuse the bomb first
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Oh and the ticket self destructs at exactly 7 01
Burning Schoolhouse says:
got it
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am a sneaky sneaky spy
Burning Schoolhouse says:
you'll see
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Not if you are sneaky I will not
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha. true dat
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
sneak
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It sounds like you need as much sleep as I do
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Good niiiight
Burning Schoolhouse says:
nite nite

It make me laugh because me and Amy already broke into her locker after she left school today and took the ticket....

ha.