Learning From the So-Called Master?

Teea. says:

But you should SO give lessons on your man wrangling tips!

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha, like what?

Teea. says:

I don't know. That's why YOU need to give the lessons

Burning Schoolhouse says:

Hair tossing 101

Teea. says:

I've been doing that lately.. but just because it's too long

Teea. says:

Hmm

Teea. says:

begginer to advanced giggling lessons?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

perhaps

Teea. says:

Hmm... maybe you could come up with a mathamatic formula to balance cleavage and sluttiness?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I am not so good at the maths, instead, 'acting like a ditz 100'

Teea. says:

Like... a sinosodal graph or something... the median line being maximum guy wrangling...

Teea. says:

Hmm...I think so

Teea. says:

I'd SO pay for lessons. You could teach a history lessons on bombshells throughout the ages... maybe an english lesson on steamy romance novels and self help sex books. Start a school, your flirtiness knows no bounds

Burning Schoolhouse says:

it's an intriguing possiblity

Burning Schoolhouse says:

but what would I call it?

Teea. says:

U.R. C.U.T.E.

University specializing in Rectifying Courtship Untruths and Temptation Errors.

Teea. says:

Yaaay! I wiin

Teea. says:

oor

Teea. says:

F.L.I.R.T

Faculty of Learing how to be in Interesing in Relation to Toms, dicks, and harrys.

Teea. says:

Buut that second one came off a little dirty and slightly nonsensical

Teea. says:

Got any others?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha ha ha

Burning Schoolhouse says:

No! FLIRT wins the internet!

Teea. says:

With all it's nonsensical vaguely dirty glory?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

yes!

Burning Schoolhouse says:

BTW you are totally posting this on scoundrelly

Teea. says:

I dread hearing that line...

Teea. says:

It's like the part of every single slasher movie, where the girl runs out of the forest and into a little house and traps herself, even if the killer walking reaaally slowly and would never catch up to her, and then she gets hacked to bits/ finds out a secret about the killer and then gets hacked to bits... and you're always expecting it but you hope, just once it doesn't happen....