Apparently I have a singular talent.....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
So has ***** attacked himself to your posterier again yet?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
close but not just yet
Burning Schoolhouse says:
attacked himself?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I wish
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
err
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
attached
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It's late
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
You want him to attack himself... while going towards your posterior?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it would be funny to watch
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
But what would he do once he reached your posterier? It may be way worse that attaching himself... although that carries pretty horrible connotations
Burning Schoolhouse says:
My rump has a forcefeild. Any male who dare disturb it's radius is befallen by a horrible fate
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it's a curse really
Burning Schoolhouse says:
curse for them anyways...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
Sometimes I think I'm funny
**Teea logs off.... then comes back a minute later**
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
BLAAAG
Burning Schoolhouse says:
so I am not funny then :(
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I didn't hear you
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Oh goodness
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Did miss kelsey make a fancy fart joke
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I was rambling
Burning Schoolhouse says:
what?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
wow... I didn't mean to make a fart joke
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
But you totally did
Burning Schoolhouse says:
apparently I have a singular talent, unknowingly making fart jokes
Burning Schoolhouse says:
why.... that's excellent!
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Ahahaha
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It is sideshow worthy
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
'See the amazing Kelsey, and watch her consistetly and subconcioucly make polite folks uncomfortable with her subtly rude comments'
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Yeah
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I'm unamusing tonight
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
no I meant something like... if they try to grab my bum..... BANG!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
plague of crickets!
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
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...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
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...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I REFUSE to say it...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
or itchy hives all over the skin on the inside of their knee....
Burning Schoolhouse says:
that would be sooooooo annoying
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
That is probably the worst place for itchy hives
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I should know, I have a mosquito bite there right now
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
So it is on your brain constatly?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am slowly develeoping a twitch
Burning Schoolhouse says:
*scratch scratch scratch*
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Aww
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
How... neurotic