An Asexual Bird Of Prey

So Basically one of the original reasons I wanted to start a blog with Teea was that well, we are both writers of sorts but alot of our writing gets lost in the shuffle so to speak. So we needed some place to show it all off. But as great as that all sounds the bigger reason is that we always have these awesome MSN conversations that should clearly be shared with the world. So in order to start our blog with a bang I am choosing to post this one. I am Burning Schoolhouse, as always, and Teea was 'the best life' that day.....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

He lieeeeeks you

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I think he's just a pretty big flirt in general...

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Maybe not...

Burning Schoolhouse says:

maybe... he also drank quite a bit of scotch

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

In wine there is truth

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Well, find out if he is a gentleman before you swoop in like a bird of prey

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha, yeah, I'll try to hold myself back

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

I know you kelsey, you are in position and staring with your beady little eyes... waiting... watching. Always.

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I don't sleep, I wait

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Like a pink feathered falcon sporting glittery wing tips

Burning Schoolhouse says:

and manicured talons, with neon oraange polish

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

I figured you'd be wearing camp cowboy boot, but I guess you tucked those away in your nest for the season

Burning Schoolhouse says:

clearly, I am stylish but not foolish you know

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Now I'm picturing this huge horrid pink bird snatching unsuspecting hipsters mid flight

Burning Schoolhouse says:

mmmm.... hipsters....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Poor hipsters... they can't even try to run away in those pants

Burning Schoolhouse says:

naw.... tight girl pants would be hard for guys to run in.... no room for the 'boys' to move

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

May as well cut em off for at the good it'll do them. Kelsey is an asexual bird of prey, she'll just chain them to a wall in their underwear.

Burning Schoolhouse says:

tee hee.... chains

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Pink chains?

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

Or would that emasculate them?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

pink glitter chains.... and they already emasuclated themselves with the damn girl pants... pink glitter won't kill them

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

It is only socially acceptable for a man to do something horribly girly if all men are doing it

Burning Schoolhouse says:

true

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

They'd be horribly embarassed so hide the razor blades

Burning Schoolhouse says:

indeed

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:

And don't let them play their horrible music and tell you why you should enjoy it, cause they don't enjoy it, either

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I shall resisit