My Dreams....
Shaving My Nipples
The Division of Love and Sex
(P.S. I am not infering that I actually shave my nipples. That would be terrifying.)
Because life would be better is we'd all just learn to tap dance....
Labels: Booklove, Geekery, Potterlove, Real Articles
Labels: Mouthfuls of Candy
Kelsey: They look pretty classy considering the materials.
Teea: but what's the point of using the viagra for tracing purposes. Why not stick it on there?
Kelsey: They are a good joke gift really, the person that's wearing them gets it but no one else would really notice
Teea: But then the little blue pill is fairly recognizable.. escpecially in a room with aging cassanova's
Kelsey: There are just so many wrinkles for fluids to get lost in.
Final Ratings:
Kelsey Gives it:
3 1/2 cramps out 5.... it's nothing special
Teea. Gives It:
I'd say.... 3 cramps out of five... they loose 1 [unnatural boner] because they could have made it so much more functional.
Craft #2: Tampon ghosties!
Teea: I did not know halloween decorations could be so easy!
Kelsey: Why do men fear tampons so? this one hasn't even been used
Teea: That all depends,
Kelsey: they were beautiful
Teea: I'm trying to think of an expression to explain how bitter sweet that last sentence was... but unfortunatly, I can't think of any. The only sentence that popped into my head is 'old people making love' and I'm not sure that qualifies as sweet in the least... Viagra's going to give me nightmares... horrid... wrinkly... nightmares.
Final Ratings:
Teea. Gives It:
4 sobbing toddlers out of 5
Kelsey Gives it:
I though we were using cramps?
Craft #3: Bleeding Heart Tampon Earrings
Kelsey: I like the fact they try to make you do this craft to demonstrate your 'menstral pride'
Teea: Uugh
Kelsey: that and if your wearing them whilst menstrating you aren't going to be all that romantic seeing as how hormones are playing with your brain, thus making you a PMSy bitch-o-saur
Teea: Perhaps it's really a warning mechanism
Kelsey: well aside from the fact that their 'finished product' pictured isn't even vaugely heart-shaped I would think they would probably be quite confused upon first seeing it and if they ever discovered what is was made of I'd think they'd be rather sickened
Teea: In which case, you're probably screwed anyways (not literally, of course... quite the opposite
Kelsey: damn I'd love a spell for that
Teea: Hmm... am I the only one who is thinking of some very bizzare and perhaps disturbing questions about wizards and witches that JK Rowling has failed to clarify...?
Kelsey: clearly THAT'S what Moldey-shorts needed the philosopher's stone for!.... who needs eternal life, the guy just wanted a boner
Teea: Wouldn't a spell be simpler, though?
Kelsey: but there are somethings even magic can't fix
Teea: yeah... curses... scars... erectile dysfuncion...
Kelsey: how did a discussion about tampon crafts end up being about Hermione's hair?
Teea: Well, count yourself lucky that I'm not delving into the seedy underworld of Harry Potter fanfiction to discover my answers to wizards and erectile dysfunction... or else this conversation would a get a whole lot more unpleasant.
Kelsey: that sounds like a good one for our next feature thingy
Teea: Well... I hope that 'HaRrY + RoN Dizkuver their sECret love XXX YAOI' doesn't give me as many nightmare as your folds comment...
Final Ratings:
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Teea. says:
But you should SO give lessons on your man wrangling tips!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha ha, like what?
Teea. says:
I don't know
Burning Schoolhouse says:
Hair tossing 101
Teea. says:
I've been doing that lately.. but just because it's too long
Teea. says:
Hmm
Teea. says:
begginer to advanced giggling lessons
Burning Schoolhouse says:
perhaps
Teea. says:
Hmm... maybe you could come up with a mathamatic formula to balance cleavage and sluttiness?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am not so good at the maths
Teea. says:
Like... a sinosodal graph or something... the median line being maximum guy wrangling...
Teea. says:
Hmm
Teea. says:
I'd SO pay for lessons
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it's an intriguing possiblity
Burning Schoolhouse says:
but what would I call it
Teea. says:
U.R. C.U.T.E.
Teea. says:
Yaaay
Teea. says:
oor
Teea. says:
F.L.I.R.T
Teea. says:
Buut that second one came off a little dirty
Teea. says:
Got any others?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha ha ha ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
No! FLIRT wins the internet!
Teea. says:
With all it's nonsensical vaguely dirty glory?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
yes!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
BTW you are totally posting this on scoundrelly
Teea. says:
I dread hearing that line...
Teea. says:
It's like the part of every single slasher movie, where the girl runs out of the forest and into a little house and traps herself, even if the killer walking reaaally slowly and would never catch up to her, and then she gets hacked to bits/ finds out a secret about the killer and then gets hacked to bits... and you're always expecting it but you hope, just once it doesn't happen....
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