Scoundrelly Aristocracy

My Dreams....

2007-10-23T22:27:00.000-07:00

I would very much like to write some sort of non-fiction book with the following title:

Shaving My Nipples
The Division of Love and Sex

(P.S. I am not infering that I actually shave my nipples. That would be terrifying.)

XP

2007-10-13T13:41:00.000-07:00

aha hahahahahaha aha aha ha ha ha.

ha.

Harry Potter Theories: Good and Bad

2007-07-19T00:05:00.000-07:00

Alright, so there are plenty of theories and spoilers littering the interwebs right now. And of course there are the few questions everyone's obsessing over: Is Dumbley really dead? Who is R.A.B.? Is Harry a Horocrux, and all that jazz. I thought I'd take a moment to tell anyone who dares read this about a few of my favorites. Both for their ridiculousness and my own hopefulness. :]

The Chessboard Theroy:

This basically entails that The Chessboard chapter in the first book was foreshadowing for the entire series. For those who find this a foggy memory. In the first book when the Trio was working their way to the Philosopher's Stone, they came to one room where they were each forced to take the place of a chess piece on a giant wizarding board game. Ron, being a wizard chess fanatic, took the reigns and leaded Harry, Hermione and the other pieces to victory. However in order to win the game Ron was forced to sacrifice himself so Harry could take the King. Basically this theory states that this was an obvious metaphor for the series and in the end Ron will have to sacrifice himself so Harry can defeat Voldemort.

I like this theory, but I am not convinced by it. I don't think J.K. would put such a huge and literal foreshadowing in the very first book. It doesn't seem sneaky enough. However it would come as a shock. Very few fans are betting on Ron dying in the last book so having him sacrifice himself would be a bit shocking.

The Misdirection Theory:

Two boys fell under the prophecy made my Trelawney. Harry Potter and Neville Longbottom. This theory discusses the possibility that Neville is actually the chosen one and that Dumbledore focused on Harry to misdirect Lord Voldemort and thus keeping Neville under the radar and safe.

As much as I like this theory, There is an obvious flaw. One line in the prophecy states that the dark lord will mark the boy as his equal. There is no real way for this to point to Neville and it practically screams Potter.

Still, Dumbledore often states that Love and Heart will in the end be the greatest weapon against Voldemort. And if you ask me, no one has more heart than Neville Longbottom. Harry's a bit of a grump really....

The Young Mauraders Theroy:

This one is just plain laughable.

Harry and his friends are the new Mauraders. Harry is James (duh.), Ron is Sirius (Pureblooded, blood traitor best friend), Hermione is Lupin (she's smart.) and Neville is Petter Pettigrew (homely and awkward?) This theory goes on to say that in the end Neville will betray the others and turn to the dark side.

Maybe he'll kill Harry and Ginny while he's at it. Because Ginny is totally the new Lily.

ha ha ha.

There's some food for thought! See ya!

Ha hahahahaha ha!

2007-07-18T23:49:00.000-07:00

So Teea said something funny to me, the other day at work. You know what she said? She said,

"We should start posting on Scoundrelly again."

hahahahahahaha ha.

You Know It's Not A Secret....

2007-04-03T02:02:00.000-07:00

The Photos of Kelsey With Childhood Candy on her Mouth Series Continues!!!!!!!!

Gummy Bears!!!!! <3 You're Jealous....

Website Reveiw: Tampon Crafts!

2007-04-01T23:23:00.000-07:00

Today the Queens of Snark and Sassafrass put a poor unsuspecting website on their proverbial chopping block! Fasten your seatbelts darling cuddlefaces because today Teea and Kelsey take on....

http://www.tamponcrafts.com

Craft #1: Tampon Viagra® Cufflinks

Kelsey: They look pretty classy considering the materials.

Teea: but what's the point of using the viagra for tracing purposes. Why not stick it on there? That way, you go to a fancy dinner party, meet a goldigger half your age and then you have the viagra RIGHT THERE.

Kelsey: They are a good joke gift really, the person that's wearing them gets it but no one else would really notice.

Teea: But then the little blue pill is fairly recognizable.. escpecially in a room with aging cassanova's or at the annual retirement home christmas party. It's worse than old people in the erotica section at chapters.

Kelsey: There are just so many wrinkles for fluids to get lost in.

Teea:It's like multiple choice... but they can't see so well so they're just guessing. It's the viagra... it's doing things to you. I think we need to move on before Kelsey loses her innocence completely...

Final Ratings:

Kelsey Gives it:

3 1/2 cramps out 5.... it's nothing special

Teea. Gives It:

I'd say.... 3 cramps out of five... they loose 1 [unnatural boner] because they could have made it so much more functional.

Craft #2: Tampon ghosties!

Teea: I did not know halloween decorations could be so easy!And they serve a dual purpose... they scare trick or treaters and any man that comes withing 10 ft of them.

Kelsey: Why do men fear tampons so? this one hasn't even been used. Which is a shame really, it seems our ghost had a rather easy end.

Teea: That all depends, are tampons male or female? Hey... maybe that solves the previous question! Men fear tampons because they know that they're getting waay more action than they are... Hmm...Were those last couple of sentences as gross as I they made me feel?

Kelsey: they were beautiful

Teea: I'm trying to think of an expression to explain how bitter sweet that last sentence was... but unfortunatly, I can't think of any. The only sentence that popped into my head is 'old people making love' and I'm not sure that qualifies as sweet in the least... Viagra's going to give me nightmares... horrid... wrinkly... nightmares. All in all, I'm in favor of this... it's simple and it'll scare children.

Final Ratings:

Teea. Gives It:

4 sobbing toddlers out of 5

Kelsey Gives it:

I though we were using cramps? 4 1/2 sobbing toddlers from me

Craft #3: Bleeding Heart Tampon Earrings

Kelsey: I like the fact they try to make you do this craft to demonstrate your 'menstral pride'

Teea: Uugh. I don't think you can be romantic and have menstral pride at the same time. I thought menstral pride was reserved for angry feminist lesbians...

Kelsey: that and if your wearing them whilst menstrating you aren't going to be all that romantic seeing as how hormones are playing with your brain, thus making you a PMSy bitch-o-saur

Teea: Perhaps it's really a warning mechanism. It says 'I'm going to rip your head off, but I'm really sweet and romantic on non- bleeding days' But... I don't know... perhaps I'm all wrong, here... you're the flirting expert. How do you feel, in your infiniate man snagging knowledge, a boy would feel if a girl flipped back her lovely long tresses to reveal one of these babies?

Kelsey: well aside from the fact that their 'finished product' pictured isn't even vaugely heart-shaped I would think they would probably be quite confused upon first seeing it and if they ever discovered what is was made of I'd think they'd be rather sickened and if they couldn't tell what they are... perhaps they'd think your just a really big Luna Lovegood fan.... they kinda look like turnips

Teea: In which case, you're probably screwed anyways (not literally, of course... quite the opposite) But you know what, I think Luna Lovegood would wear actually tampon earings... JK Rowling should take a page out of the menstral crafts handbook...Provided witches USE tampons. Maybe they have a magical contraption or spell instead... hmm...

Kelsey: damn I'd love a spell for that. It's true though. Luna totally needs these earrings

Teea: Hmm... am I the only one who is thinking of some very bizzare and perhaps disturbing questions about wizards and witches that JK Rowling has failed to clarify...? And on a side note... do you think J.K Rowling would get all embarassed and indignant if I sent her this link... I'm considering it. Really... it opens up a whole new world of questions for me... Such as 'Do wizards need Viagra?'

Kelsey: clearly THAT'S what Moldey-shorts needed the philosopher's stone for!.... who needs eternal life, the guy just wanted a boner

Teea: Wouldn't a spell be simpler, though? Such a 'Diu Rigidus'?

Kelsey: but there are somethings even magic can't fix

Teea: yeah... curses... scars... erectile dysfuncion... frizzy hair...

Kelsey: how did a discussion about tampon crafts end up being about Hermione's hair? I mean it's a pleasent change from PMS and hot glue guns but really....Obsession runs deep I suppose.

Teea: Well, count yourself lucky that I'm not delving into the seedy underworld of Harry Potter fanfiction to discover my answers to wizards and erectile dysfunction... or else this conversation would a get a whole lot more unpleasant.

Kelsey: that sounds like a good one for our next feature thingy

Teea: Well... I hope that 'HaRrY + RoN Dizkuver their sECret love XXX YAOI' doesn't give me as many nightmare as your folds comment...

Final Ratings:

Kelsey Gives it:
half a PMS driven 'gone-postal' shooting sprees out of 5, it's a pretty ugly craft man.

Teea Gives it:
Yes but... what is half a shooting spree. It's all or nothing in shooting sprees... I give it one hairly lesbian protester out of 5

Learning From the So-Called Master?

2007-04-01T23:17:00.000-07:00

Teea. says:

But you should SO give lessons on your man wrangling tips!

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha, like what?

Teea. says:

I don't know. That's why YOU need to give the lessons

Burning Schoolhouse says:

Hair tossing 101

Teea. says:

I've been doing that lately.. but just because it's too long

Teea. says:

Hmm

Teea. says:

begginer to advanced giggling lessons?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

perhaps

Teea. says:

Hmm... maybe you could come up with a mathamatic formula to balance cleavage and sluttiness?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

I am not so good at the maths, instead, 'acting like a ditz 100'

Teea. says:

Like... a sinosodal graph or something... the median line being maximum guy wrangling...

Teea. says:

Hmm...I think so

Teea. says:

I'd SO pay for lessons. You could teach a history lessons on bombshells throughout the ages... maybe an english lesson on steamy romance novels and self help sex books. Start a school, your flirtiness knows no bounds

Burning Schoolhouse says:

it's an intriguing possiblity

Burning Schoolhouse says:

but what would I call it?

Teea. says:

U.R. C.U.T.E.

University specializing in Rectifying Courtship Untruths and Temptation Errors.

Teea. says:

Yaaay! I wiin

Teea. says:

oor

Teea. says:

F.L.I.R.T

Faculty of Learing how to be in Interesing in Relation to Toms, dicks, and harrys.

Teea. says:

Buut that second one came off a little dirty and slightly nonsensical

Teea. says:

Got any others?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

ha ha ha ha

Burning Schoolhouse says:

No! FLIRT wins the internet!

Teea. says:

With all it's nonsensical vaguely dirty glory?

Burning Schoolhouse says:

yes!

Burning Schoolhouse says:

BTW you are totally posting this on scoundrelly

Teea. says:

I dread hearing that line...

Teea. says:

It's like the part of every single slasher movie, where the girl runs out of the forest and into a little house and traps herself, even if the killer walking reaaally slowly and would never catch up to her, and then she gets hacked to bits/ finds out a secret about the killer and then gets hacked to bits... and you're always expecting it but you hope, just once it doesn't happen....

Wow.

2007-03-18T14:51:00.000-07:00

Okay..... dumbest invention ever..... I can't even concoct a good enough way to insult it.

https://www.handhugger.com/

EDIT (Teea): Kelsey has obviously never played sub zero volleyball. Best invention EVER.

EDIT 2.0 (Kelsey): Also they should have used thier subtitle as the real name. 'Smitten Mittens' it a million times better

Write me a child-like letter....

2006-11-26T23:34:00.000-08:00

Teea is now officially legal!

we celebrated this by going to the bars obviously. Where I proceeded to embarass her fully, allegedy tried to turn her into a 'bar slut' and then flipped her over my knee and drop her on her ass in the middle of a party.....

AWESOME!

-Kels

As Long as it's Real...

2006-11-12T12:48:00.000-08:00

I swear to god we have new stuff coming... the problem is that Teea volunteered to post it and thus the only copy is on her computer and SHE'S A HUGE SLACKER!

so in the meantime....

I GOTS SOME NERDS, BITCHES!

They are just so tasty.....

Teea has returned!

2006-10-11T22:53:00.000-07:00

This is just to announce that Teea (revolutionary pea) is back from Europe! hoorah! And she was only peeped on once!

So basically.... reopening the blog! says me!

Hopefully we'll post things besides MSN conversations this time....

-Kelsey Lynn

The Fly-Killin' Song

2006-07-19T00:47:00.000-07:00

Today at work Lyudmyla and myself wrote a song about killing flies that I felt I needed to share with the world. It is sung in a happy, bouncy little tune that, at the moment, I cannot find words to describe....

He-y, Mister Fly!
It is ti-me for you to die.
We- are going to roast you,
and tu-rn you into a stew.

Please feel free to use it at any time you are being a noble fly-hunter and, most importantly, have fun. :)

I suppose I couldn't lurk forever...

2006-06-28T10:29:00.000-07:00

It is my turn:

Pea Says: Yay, My opinion counts
Ditz says: I heart you
Yay, I am HEARTED, /hearts back
awwwww
I am the master of cuteness
indoubitaly
Woot
Hmm
I guess that would make you the master of sarcasm
har de har
Tee hee
I am totally Chancellor of sarcasm
And the Duchess of smarm
Perhaps the First Lady of Sass
ooooo.... now that is a good title
I knoow
May I also be the Baroness of ummmm...
damn.... Baroness of what???.......hmmmmm
Baroness of...
err
Baroness of?
No, That is Isabell
ha ha ha
touche
Dutchess of Flamboyancy
ooooo
the Lady of Loud
what titles would our other friends have
?Natasha would be.... hmmm.... the President of Shamelessness
No...
Earl of telling it like it is
what's the female varient of Earl?
err
earl and...
Lord/Lady... Baron/Baroness.... Earl and...
Duchess?
you still need to post on Scoundrelly
Post thiiis
you!
I know... I must retrieve my notebook
you must post this
But it is rather lame...
seriously... my net connection is sketchy it won't go though
Okay
I'll do it
*phft* and my first post wasn't lame?
The... title was nice
ha
Duke - Duchess, Marquess - Marchioness, Earl - Countess (I thought it would have been count...)Viscount - Viscountess, Baron - Baroness.
loverly
then it's Duke and Duchess
oh wait...
ha
I see it at the top now
duh
I must insist in being the Countess of something
Countess of Fancy Hats perhaps
Hmm
ha
I have equally fancy hats
hmmmm...
Countess of ..... Garbage...... god my room is a mess
Countess of Messiness
Noo
Countess of Trendsetting
Trendsetting?
Countess of Fashion Mag Collecting more like
You have so many nifty clothes, you are totally a trendsetter
Ahaha
Countess of Cleavage
ha
and also the Duchess of Obsession
Duchess of Obliviousness
today's features being the 50's, Deathcab for Cutie, Gossipgirl, Indie style and Josh Ritter
ooooooers
What magazine is this?
Countess of Cleavage has an excellent ring to it
Tee hee
Gossipgirl?
You are a sex object
rawr
obviously
Ooh, I've got it
Countess of Pizzaz
ahhh.... don't have the same ring
You and your illiteration
it's 'alliteration' for you information
el oh el
Damnit.

What have we learned from this all? That there are many ways to laugh at inappropriate times on MSN withough resorting to LOL... or perhaps if you were computering in the year 2000 or earlier, ROTFL. We have also learned that laughing at inappropriate moments has become an epidemic. Pretty soon we're going to be laughing at funerals and interventions. I blame the media.

Sneak-ery Fills Me With Glee

2006-05-30T22:41:00.000-07:00

Tommorrow is opening night for ABJ's production of 'I Never Saw Another Butterfly'. Teea is in it so obviously I agreed to attend despite my deep-seated dislike for my ex/her current Drama teacher. Since I was working Teea had to buy a ticket for me, today she sent me a txt message that read, 'Your ticket is taped to the inside of locker *** (skid row) and the combination is **-**-**' so today during an MSN conversation....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
And you got my text, dear?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
indeed
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it made me feel like a spy
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am saving it

and at the end of the convo....

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Night love See you tommorow
Burning Schoolhouse says:
goodnight sugarfluff
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
And remember, your ticket is in my looocker and you have the com and everything
Burning Schoolhouse says:
yep
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am a spy
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Should you have a problem text me
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am such a sneaky spy you don't even understand
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Yes I know
Burning Schoolhouse says:
sneaky sneaky...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
you'll see one day
Burning Schoolhouse says:
one day very very soon
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Just do not refuse to diffuse the bomb first
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Oh and the ticket self destructs at exactly 7 01
Burning Schoolhouse says:
got it
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am a sneaky sneaky spy
Burning Schoolhouse says:
you'll see
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Not if you are sneaky I will not
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha. true dat
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
sneak
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It sounds like you need as much sleep as I do
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Good niiiight
Burning Schoolhouse says:
nite nite

It make me laugh because me and Amy already broke into her locker after she left school today and took the ticket....

ha.

Apparently I have a singular talent.....

2006-05-30T22:07:00.000-07:00

...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
So has ***** attacked himself to your posterier again yet?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
close but not just yet
Burning Schoolhouse says:
attacked himself?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I wish
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
err
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
attached
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It's late
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
You want him to attack himself... while going towards your posterior?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it would be funny to watch
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
But what would he do once he reached your posterier? It may be way worse that attaching himself... although that carries pretty horrible connotations
Burning Schoolhouse says:
My rump has a forcefeild. Any male who dare disturb it's radius is befallen by a horrible fate
Burning Schoolhouse says:
it's a curse really
Burning Schoolhouse says:
curse for them anyways...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
Sometimes I think I'm funny
**Teea logs off.... then comes back a minute later**
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
BLAAAG
Burning Schoolhouse says:
so I am not funny then :(
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I didn't hear you
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Oh goodness
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Did miss kelsey make a fancy fart joke
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I was rambling
Burning Schoolhouse says:
what?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
wow... I didn't mean to make a fart joke
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
But you totally did
Burning Schoolhouse says:
apparently I have a singular talent, unknowingly making fart jokes
Burning Schoolhouse says:
why.... that's excellent!
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Ahahaha
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
It is sideshow worthy
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
'See the amazing Kelsey, and watch her consistetly and subconcioucly make polite folks uncomfortable with her subtly rude comments'
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Yeah
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I'm unamusing tonight
Burning Schoolhouse says:
ha
Burning Schoolhouse says:
no I meant something like... if they try to grab my bum..... BANG!
Burning Schoolhouse says:
plague of crickets!
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
...
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
...
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
I REFUSE to say it...
Burning Schoolhouse says:
or itchy hives all over the skin on the inside of their knee....
Burning Schoolhouse says:
that would be sooooooo annoying
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
That is probably the worst place for itchy hives
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I should know, I have a mosquito bite there right now
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
So it is on your brain constatly?
Burning Schoolhouse says:
I am slowly develeoping a twitch
Burning Schoolhouse says:
*scratch scratch scratch*
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
Aww
...the best life never leaves your lungs... says:
How... neurotic

X3: The Last Reveiw

2006-05-27T20:19:00.000-07:00

....lame title I know, sorry but it was the best I could come up with....

Being the avid X-man wannabe I am and having loved the first two movies, I will admit to feeling a little nervous when I heard that Brett Ratner would be replacing Bryan Singer as the director. However after hearing about the concept of a danger room sequence and the fleshing out of Kitty Pryde I decided to forget the internet gossip and wait till I saw it for myself. So yesterday, May 26th 2006, I was more than happy to toss on my black leather jacket (The 'X-jacket' as I dubbed it a year or two ago) and head to my local theater opening day.

WARNING! The rest of this article will contain spoilers. If you have a problem with that stop reading riiiiiiiight.......

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Alright, although I loved this movie, I must admit it wasn't as strong as the first two. First off, take the much talked about Danger room scene. It started off with no explaination, clearly meant to surprise the veiwer, but to anyone who knows anything about the X-universe it was pretty obvious as far as what was going on. To me the whole scene felt cheap, I just can't put my finger on why. They only thing that saved it was Colossus and Wolverine's 'Fastball Special'.

Truly the stuff of legend.

For me, as a comic fan, one of the best parts of the X-men movies is trying to spot the cameos. And while a few cameos from X2 were fleshed out as major characters for this film (Beast, Kitty Pryde and Colossus) and of course, some entirely new characters were brought in (Angel, Callisto, Juggernaut, Multiple Man, Kid Omega, Arclight and Leech) So here's the break down. I was a little put off by the whole 'Kelsey Grammer as Beast' thing but he did a passable, if a little stiff job. Ellen Page was a fairly good Kitty, I am not going to complain but I won't rave either, she was very cute. Our two tough guys, Colossus and Juggernaut were great in my opinion, but of course keep in mind that muscley action men are clearly not the most challenging of roles. Cameron Bright was quite adorable as Leech and I did enjoy Multiple Man as played by Eric Dane. However none of our other new characters did it for me. I found them all a little boring.

I will point out again, despite all the nitpicky negative stuff I am saying I did enjoy this movie. The action scenes where quite well done and most of the costuming was superb (what? costuming is a big deal with me, okay?) except for one tiny detail. Why.... the hell...... was Callisto not wearing a damn eyepatch!?!? Ahem.... sorry about that..... it's been bugging me since I first say the photos in Wizard magazine.....

As far as returning actors go Hugh Jackman, Sir Ian McKellen, Patrick Stewart, Anna Paquin, Rebecca Romijn and James Marsden all did great jobs once again. Famke Janssen absolutely blew me away as Jean Gray/The Pheonix, she was terrifying. I loved it! Also I was happy to note that Aaron Stanford and Shawn Ashmore are still as stunningly good looking as ever. They also did a great job in this film, but hey! Even if they stunk I honestly would not have noticed or cared. And as for Halle Berry? well let's just say that everytime I see that woman play Ororo Munroe I die a little more inside.

The one last thing that bothered me about this film was the Rouge-Iceman-Shadowcat love triangle. I realize the whole thing was concocted by the scriptwriters but still. Here they had both Kitty and Peter! they are the ultimate fairytale X-men couple! how could they not even hint at it? I don't understand.... Also found it funny that even though Kitty was barely mentioned in the other two movies in this one she is suddenly a full fledged X-man. In the comics it was such a big deal as far as how Professor X underestimated Kitty and she had to work so hard to prove herself. I really wish they had taken that oppurtunity and given Kitty's role a little more meat. but underfortunately they ignored that fact. A mistake on their part I would say....

Of course, as I said before it wasn't all bad. Among the high points where some great cameos (Siryn and Psylocke! hoorah!), the 'Fastball Special', the final shot of Magneto's chess piece (Oh.... My...... God.....), The surprise scene after the credits, Bobby Drake 'Icing' up, Vinnie Jones' exclaimation of 'I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!', Famke as the Pheonix, Hugh and Famke's onscreen chemistry, Colossus carrying the huge TV around (I don't know why it was awesome, it just was), the costuming and the classroom scene with Prof X (I love the little moments)

Over all I love this movie and highly recommend it but don't expect it to surpass the first two because you'll end up hugely dissapointed.

Snuggles and Superpowers,

Kels

An Asexual Bird Of Prey

2006-05-24T22:12:00.000-07:00

So Basically one of the original reasons I wanted to start a blog with Teea was that well, we are both writers of sorts but alot of our writing gets lost in the shuffle so to speak. So we needed some place to show it all off. But as great as that all sounds the bigger reason is that we always have these awesome MSN conversations that should clearly be shared with the world. So in order to start our blog with a bang I am choosing to post this one. I am Burning Schoolhouse, as always, and Teea was 'the best life' that day.....